nodamncatnodamncradle:

i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos



  • my dog: heavy sigh
  • me: same


dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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EMOJIS

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driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal



“why the fuck am i crying” — literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via tommypickles)



bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world



“BRUH” — WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)



peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite



“oh man i have this blacklisted maybe i should click it and make sure i REALLY hate it” — me being a FUCKING idiot (via fannyann)